RJ : wise word, wise crack , lame jokes

Hi Class ,

Sometime in RJ, I ask students to send in 

 wise word, wise crack .

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And here are some of them :

 A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He's now a seasoned veteran.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was out- standing in his field.


If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

You can't have everything. Where would you put it? - Steven Wright

Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. - Anonymous


only dead fish go with the flow, go make some waves!

Don’t regret about the wrong that you have done in the past, think about the present and don’t repeat the mistakes. ~Shika


Bill gates is not actually a real gate - Huh????


From an Arabic proverb #1575;#1604;#1579;#1585;#1608;#1577; #1578;#1571;#1578;#1610; #1603;#1575;#1604;#1587;#1604;#1581;#1601;#1575;#1577; which means Wealth comes like a turtle.


“Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly.”


Riddle: What did one eye say to the other?

Between us something smells. Huh??

) “The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.” #8213; William Arthur Ward

Humour

The influence of a good teacher can never be erased.

Expect the unexpected and plan for it.

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Collectively, we are all wise in some ways.

data --> information --> knowledge --> wisdom.

Strive to be wise.

stay cool , he happy.

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If you have your favourite, whatsapp or email me. so future classes can laugh.